i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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