Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(850): View more from Florida

come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.

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(240): View more from Maryland

We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game

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(708): View more from Illinois

Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it

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(205): View more from Alabama

Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Either he pets my cat or this deal is null

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