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(516): View more from New York

you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane

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(702): View more from Nevada

chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate

(415): View more from California

i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?

(973): View more from New Jersey

yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

At least I've made one childhood dream come true

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(302): View more from Delaware

I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.

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(626): View more from California

Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.

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This is why you don't have nice things.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...

(914): View more from New York

Who is this......

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