Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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