im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood