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Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."

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(541): Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance." http://tfl.nu/5agg

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I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.

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(612): I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous. http://tfl.nu/oxg9

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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"

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(301): Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal" http://tfl.nu/5b46

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Pass out mid-funnel last night.

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(603): Pass out mid-funnel last night. http://tfl.nu/a6ug

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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?

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(503): So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it? http://tfl.nu/4plu

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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy

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(330): Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy http://tfl.nu/16kg

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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?

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(605): How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts? http://tfl.nu/1g9l

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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."

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I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.

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(508): This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies." (401): I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are. http://tfl.nu/26v4

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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.

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(215): No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death. http://tfl.nu/8wb9

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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs

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(567): She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs http://tfl.nu/brto

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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.

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(731): We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage. http://tfl.nu/1q8x

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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.

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(307): I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink. http://tfl.nu/yj2y

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This is my gift to your gina

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(214): This is my gift to your gina http://tfl.nu/cr2i

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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.

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(718): Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again. http://tfl.nu/lmop

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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..

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(570): Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom.. http://tfl.nu/s4j3

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