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• (760): View more from California

  i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.

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• (585): View more from New York

  they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.

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