i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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