I think scott just propositioned me for sex
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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