So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My feet surprised me
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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