yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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