We won't sleep together?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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