At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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