I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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