he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
