Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
no you cant smoke seaweed
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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