He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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