would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Pants are for mortals
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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