do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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