let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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