i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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