Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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