ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It was like giving head to a cactus.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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