Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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