That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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