can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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