ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
