doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
nutella sex= disaster
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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