Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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