its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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