i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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