he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Screwed.edu
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
