why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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