Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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