I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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