is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
His hands were made for my vagina.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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