I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Nobody cheats on THIS.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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