mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
