Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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