But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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