I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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