Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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