i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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