what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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