Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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