I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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