I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
3 2 1 whiskey
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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