so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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