i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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