I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
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7:45, it actually can be read as ironic. A person with no bed to sleep in being good in bed. Get it? You shouldn't think you're so smart all the time.
Ironic considering they don't have a bed? lol
i'm not sure about bums from other places, but oregon (especially portland) has a lot of "homeless by choice" people who are clean and have jobs just rely on the kindness of friends and strangers for a place to crash. there are also a ton of shelters and places to get free/ inexpensive nice clothing. so fucking a homeless person isn't that bad (speaking from experience)
whatever. fucking crust punk non working drifters between the ages of 18 and 25 are generally good lays. and not totally disgusting, much like unwashed hipsters. its not like she fucked some schizophrenic 50 yo alcoholic who smelled like feces. im sure she didnt.
haha why is this a bad night?
it’s a good fuck
that always is a win
I've banged a few crusty boys in my day, they have been the best I've had.
How would you know? Please tell me you didn't sleep with a homeless person! That's not ironic, it's actually absolutely fucking dirty (in a bad way).
seriously? fucking homeless people enough to know they are good in bed.....please stay in oregon..please....i beg you
Everyone shut up and dance.
IT'S OVER NINE THOUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNND!
this is so typical of a person from oregon. hahahahaaaa
10:16 hit the nail on the head. i hope.
REPPIN OREGON FUCK YEAHH
7:45, I think the person who needs to learn the definition of irony is you. Clearly.
you think they are good in bed, try fuckin one on a piece of card board
this so would be from portland
Of course they're good in bed. They rarely get to be in one, so they have to make it count.
WHAT?!? NINE THOUSAND?!?!?
That's more disgusting than ironic, really.
gotta have skills to get their fix somehow
untill i read these ignorant responces i was laughing alot.
Gotta do Charity work somehow!
<- homeless but connected and showered :D
um 4:40 homeless is the definition of dirty bum
you should go get tested. immediately
hahaha... whatever prevents muggings and robberies.
lol at 4:14
im sure that cant be clean
only in Oregon seriously....
Note to self: new high or new low, I love this city? Michael Jackson, i drink too much, homeless person, embarrassing sex.
Bum fucker, awesome.
1) My dad died earlier this year so thanks for making me relive that memory
2) I own my own home
Its called a joke you fucking anal dwelling sperm guzzling cunt rag.
Sarcasm always escapes the ignorant
4:27, clearly, he/she slept with a homeless person. that’s kind of the point
im homeless id love to fuck~!
Please tell me you eff a homeless person....
No, this isn't ironic. People need to learn the definition of irony.
7:14 at least i diddnt devote my boring, life to working every day to afford the shit that impresses those "girls" you bring home...
Actually 4:43 you're wrong. One can be homeless and travel and couch surf and take a shower daily. You are ignorant.
Although I still think the OP is a trashy slut that and once again the RARE Portland text is fucking lame. What do the mods of this site have against Portland?
omg you slept with a homeless person? thats not funny. thats so sad =[[ i mean they already lost everything why not just throw your dignity and pride out there too
You homeless people are disgusting. Guess what is a real turn on? Having a place to take a girl back to.
Uh, not all homeless people are dirty bums?
aye, everyone who's saying this is fake
SO IS LIKE EVERY TEXT ON THIS SITE EVER
so you're not really calling anything out
Almost like a parking meter with a roof, except more being deposited than change. Try and stay more than one night and you get a ticket or get towed.
Most homeless people are schizophrenic, and because of their pyschological condition, have little or no desire to have sex. Bad joke.
4:46 & 4:47,
1. you both need to calm down
2. if u read what he wrote, he was defining "dirty bums", not being homeless. figure it out.
its because they work for a place to stay for the night.
EW WTF. thats so nasty, wttttf?
No, homeless just means no home, you doucheclog. Maybe when you get out of your daddy's basement, you'll learn that 99% of the adult population is susceptible to losing their job and, consequently, their home if they don't bounce back quickly enough.
You probably have rabies now.
I've slept with a homeless man. There's nothing wrong with it >.>
i was going to say... it's obviously not their bed.
HAHAH thats so funny
that is one of the most discusting things ive ever heard
that's one of the grosser things i've read off this site.
I personally am hoping it WAS 50 y/o alcoholic, and not just some random 18-25 non-working drifter.
Would make for a much better story.
why dude? i mean like shit youre homeless what else is there to do but fuck around.
not much irony in that..
and yeah hope you at least had a bed somewhere
I call BS... again /sigh
leave it to somebody from Portland to go off sleeping with our homeless population. Not even a little bit surprised.