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  • 7:45, it actually can be read as ironic. A person with no bed to sleep in being good in bed. Get it? You shouldn't think you're so smart all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:18pm
  • Everyone shut up and dance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:56pm
  • whatever. fucking crust punk non working drifters between the ages of 18 and 25 are generally good lays. and not totally disgusting, much like unwashed hipsters. its not like she fucked some schizophrenic 50 yo alcoholic who smelled like feces. im sure she didnt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:16pm
  • seriously? fucking homeless people enough to know they are good in bed.....please stay in oregon..please....i beg you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Ironic considering they don't have a bed? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:44pm
  • REPPIN OREGON FUCK YEAHH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:34pm
  • haha why is this a bad night? it’s a good fuck that always is a win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:31pm
  • I've banged a few crusty boys in my day, they have been the best I've had.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:55pm
  • IT'S OVER NINE THOUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNND!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:23pm
  • i'm not sure about bums from other places, but oregon (especially portland) has a lot of "homeless by choice" people who are clean and have jobs just rely on the kindness of friends and strangers for a place to crash. there are also a ton of shelters and places to get free/ inexpensive nice clothing. so fucking a homeless person isn't that bad (speaking from experience)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:25am
  • 10:16 hit the nail on the head. i hope.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:54am
  • How would you know? Please tell me you didn't sleep with a homeless person! That's not ironic, it's actually absolutely fucking dirty (in a bad way).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:27pm
  • you think they are good in bed, try fuckin one on a piece of card board

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:12pm
  • gotta have skills to get their fix somehow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:05pm
  • untill i read these ignorant responces i was laughing alot. Gotta do Charity work somehow! <- homeless but connected and showered :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:46pm
  • 7:45, I think the person who needs to learn the definition of irony is you. Clearly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Of course they're good in bed. They rarely get to be in one, so they have to make it count.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:14pm
  • WHAT?!? NINE THOUSAND?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:55pm
  • lol at 4:14 so true im sure that cant be clean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:19pm
  • this is so typical of a person from oregon. hahahahaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:27pm
  • That's more disgusting than ironic, really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:11pm
  • you should go get tested. immediately

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:20am
  • hahaha... whatever prevents muggings and robberies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:45pm
  • 7:14 at least i diddnt devote my boring, life to working every day to afford the shit that impresses those "girls" you bring home...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:31pm
  • only in Oregon seriously....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:43pm
  • aye, everyone who's saying this is fake SO IS LIKE EVERY TEXT ON THIS SITE EVER so you're not really calling anything out idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Note to self: new high or new low, I love this city? Michael Jackson, i drink too much, homeless person, embarrassing sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:45pm
  • um 4:40 homeless is the definition of dirty bum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:43pm
  • this so would be from portland

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:11pm
  • 4:46 1) My dad died earlier this year so thanks for making me relive that memory 2) I own my own home Its called a joke you fucking anal dwelling sperm guzzling cunt rag. Sarcasm always escapes the ignorant 4:43

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Bum fucker, awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Please tell me you eff a homeless person....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Uh, not all homeless people are dirty bums?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:40pm
  • im homeless id love to fuck~!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:19am
  • omg you slept with a homeless person? thats not funny. thats so sad =[[ i mean they already lost everything why not just throw your dignity and pride out there too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:31am
  • No, this isn't ironic. People need to learn the definition of irony.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:45pm
  • 4:27, clearly, he/she slept with a homeless person. that’s kind of the point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:33pm
  • You homeless people are disgusting. Guess what is a real turn on? Having a place to take a girl back to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Most homeless people are schizophrenic, and because of their pyschological condition, have little or no desire to have sex. Bad joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:50pm
  • its because they work for a place to stay for the night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Almost like a parking meter with a roof, except more being deposited than change. Try and stay more than one night and you get a ticket or get towed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:30pm
  • EW WTF. thats so nasty, wttttf?

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 11, 10 at 9:46pm
  • You probably have rabies now.

    Submitted by meliballer13 on Jun 17, 11 at 4:11am
  • Actually 4:43 you're wrong. One can be homeless and travel and couch surf and take a shower daily. You are ignorant. Although I still think the OP is a trashy slut that and once again the RARE Portland text is fucking lame. What do the mods of this site have against Portland?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:47pm
  • 4:46 & 4:47, 1. you both need to calm down 2. if u read what he wrote, he was defining "dirty bums", not being homeless. figure it out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:39am
  • No, homeless just means no home, you doucheclog. Maybe when you get out of your daddy's basement, you'll learn that 99% of the adult population is susceptible to losing their job and, consequently, their home if they don't bounce back quickly enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:46pm
  • i was going to say... it's obviously not their bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:17pm
  • I've slept with a homeless man. There's nothing wrong with it >.>

    Submitted by PaxiPeanut on Mar 13, 10 at 3:47am
  • HAHAH thats so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:35am
  • I personally am hoping it WAS 50 y/o alcoholic, and not just some random 18-25 non-working drifter. Would make for a much better story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:16pm
  • that's one of the grosser things i've read off this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:47pm
  • why dude? i mean like shit youre homeless what else is there to do but fuck around. not much irony in that.. and yeah hope you at least had a bed somewhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:40am
  • that is one of the most discusting things ive ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:53pm
  • I call BS... again /sigh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:15am
  • leave it to somebody from Portland to go off sleeping with our homeless population. Not even a little bit surprised.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:21pm