Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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