I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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