I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
All the doctor said was why
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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