Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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