The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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