Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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