no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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