if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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