singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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