don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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